Currently Listening In Rainbows By Radiohead House of Cards see related

This is how we do it in LA. I'm out....

Currently Reading Law of Attraction: The Science of Attracting More of What You Want and Less of What You Don't By Michael Losier see related

new book review!

 I just read this book. No one reccommended it to me or anything. I had $50 worth of amazon gift certificates to spend so I just randomly bought books off the site. I think this was one of the top sellers/reccommended reads or something like that. The title and back cover description make it sound like some magic compendium for striking it rich, hooking up with my dream girl and finding all my missing left socks all by just changing the way I think.
Well.... after spending a thorough 30 minutes reading this 146 page book. 
Only 30 minutes you say? Am I some sort of sneaky speed reader? Nope, I actually read at a fairly pokey pace. It takes me at least 30 minutes to just go through one month's worth of dilbert at Dilbert.com. This "book" is written in huge ass font and most of the pages were only half filled with text. The remainder being blank space. Also, a quarter of the pages at least were "worksheets" so you could write random crap. Some "important" worksheets were included multiple times in case you couldn't find an eraser.

Long story short, I'm going to save you $15+shipping by summarizing the entire point of this book in one sentence. Here it is

"[Think only happy thoughts]"

That's it. There's no elaboration at all in the book. It pretty much just says that 20 times over. If I said you could learn how this translates into striking it rich or being able to write the magic adultfriendfinder profile, then I'd be totally lying. It summarily states that if you think happy thoughts, all the above will happen. There, saved your cheap asses $15. Any one of you can have this book for free from me if you need extra coaster paper or want to make paper airplanes. I hope I don't get sued for giving away this worthless piece of drivel's secr3tz. (<- negative thought!)
Have a nice day and be happy! <3 (<- happy thought)

the label on the outfit says it all

Currently Reading Ines of My Soul: A Novel By Isabel Allende see related

free coffee

http://www.starbucks.com/ourcoffees/coffee_break.asp

yeah, this is probably the most I'll post for quite some time so be sure to take advantage this Thursday!

Currently Reading The Eye of the World (The Wheel of Time) By Robert Jordan see related

pics!!!!!

     Finally! a post with pics!
You have probably all been wondering where I've been these last few months. Well here is your answer. I've been in Chicago doing what I do best, showing people from all walks of life and all manners of alcoholic tolerance how we do it best in the bay! Here are some of the people from my surrogate Chicago crew. Don't let the promising ratio in this pic fool you though. The ratios at the bars/clubs are the same as they are anywhere else in the US. I think we drank until 3:30am or so this night, the last three drinks being LC, Johnny black and then Long Island in that order.

Here's the view from my office in Chicago on the 34th floor of a building overlooking the lake. I just so happened to be there when the Blue Angels were flying.

I'm being a typical tourist here.

Here's a pic of what people in Toronto like to do. Ride the Rocket!!

I had to represent while I was there too.

Tanning on the beach at Big Sur. well... lying down at least.

Walking back from our day excursion.

Here's a pic from when I went karoking in NYC a few months back. I have no idea who the dude next to me is. I was jamming and then all of sudden he just got up and starting singing. I guess I was so bad that he felt it was his duty to drown my voice out or something. The lady on the left appears shocked.

And here are a pics of us doing what we do best. Living it up!

Currently Reading The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century By Thomas L. Friedman see related

Public service announcement

Here is something I just came across that I think a lot of you would use. Looks like free no strings attached overseas long distance.
http://www.futurephone.com

This is a godsend for those of you with overseas mistresses and sugar daddies that you need to keep on the backburner. Find out when movies are playing at your favorite Parisian cinema, order thirty pizzas to some oxford dorm, all sorts of fun things!

I realize I haven't put up any pics in a while. I got a few at home but not sure which ones I should throw up. What sort of pics should I put up?